Don’t worry, I read a WikiHow on how to do this. I’m practically qualified!
Me performing a heart transplant


airmanawesome:

rose-j:

systemofadowny:

Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.

Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.

Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.

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I did it. I did the deed no-one could ever do. I-…

I finished a chapstick. Completely. I didn’t lose it. It’s been completely used up.


minixking:

Drawings from me o.o


thingsthatsuckass:

so earlier this

was on my dashboard you can find the original post here

 and the only thing that could come to mind was the idea that the thirst for battle was so high that…

the force… is strong in that one…

(via artydoesntlikehisface)


thefuuuucomics:

this is why i fucking love this website

thefuuuucomics:

this is why i fucking love this website

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bagmilk:

"i think i have o.c.d. because i keep my room really clean"

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"they ran out of cake-pops at starbucks i’m so depressed"

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"i stayed up till like 3 am i swear i have insomnia"

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"ugh my parents are so bipolar"

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"i can never pay attention in class i think i have a.d.h.d"

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"omg i’m so retarded"

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